John’s Fancy Coat
We were in the store when these two ladies stole John Schultz’s coat off the hook and put it in their basket. They were stealing other stuff too. I took off my Lowes vest and snatched it off their cart. His coat was the kind that went all the way to the ground and had fur around the hood and no sleeves and fur around the arm openings. I ran out the door with it and all the way to the far end and went in the other door. They circled the building looking for me but I got John back his coat and everybody was proud.
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