No Swimming In The Urinal

I was at the Target checking out while this guy started to grope me. While I was swiping my credit card, he came up behind me and started humping me. He started leading me to the back of the store to do it and I realized I didn’t have my wallet.

I went back to the register and the cashier told me they brought it to the electrical department because it was safer than customer service. I started walking back to electrical when two hot cops detained me and handcuffed me. They brought me to the bathroom for a drug test.

There was a row of urinals at the bottom of this hill and it was full of water and hard to hold on and not  fall. They gave me this two quart container to fill up with pee which I did but had a hard time after I gave it to them and fell into the the urinals. They pulled me out and we started walking again.

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~ by Rick on February 8, 2011.