John’s Fancy Coat

We were in the store when these two ladies stole John Schultz’s coat off the hook and put it in their basket. They were stealing other stuff too. I took off my Lowes vest and snatched it off their cart. His coat was the kind that went all the way to the ground and had fur around the hood and no sleeves and fur around the arm openings. I ran out the door with it and all the way to the far end and went in the other door. They circled the building looking for me but I got John back his coat and everybody was proud.

Skydiving with Michael Jackson

Was with Michael Jackson’s trainer. We were in 1st Jeep, he was in the 2nd.  He used ramps to propel us to the top of the NYC skyline to skydive in Jeep. Somehow I was not in the jeep anymore. Michael Jackson’s baby was strapped to the back of his Jeep. After we sailed to the top of the buildings, we came down with parachutes and all was fine. (or I woke up)

Bus Bombing

Was in high school….were having a lot of bomb threats at school. When we all got on the bus, someone discovered a bomb under the horn. We all started getting off the bus and I ran and ran and ran and ran and ran.  All this while the bus blew up behind me in a huge explosion, like a Bruce Willis move.  I kept running until I woke up with heart beating…

Scranton PA Was Never This Nice

I was in Scranton PA driving my truck (I got rid of my truck this week). Except Scranton was really nice and new, not the old and dingy it really is….  I was not speeding but they said I was driving too aggressively.  They pulled me out of the truck and lectured me. The next day I was in the same city and they did the same thing but they gave me a big ticket with a lot of instructions. I just thought they were stupid. the next day, I found out I was expose’d on the news and was scared. The next time the pedestrians stopped me, I would not get out. Finally I did but these guys were nice and we all danced in the street….like a hundred people.

Thieves

Spent the whole dream defending Lowes and our house from thieves–we had a very cool house. After we chased them off, Duncan left.

I was sitting in my truck and this Asian family that harassed me in previous dreams started coming up the driveway. I started locking the doors as they started to get in and I just said, “Fuck this shit, I’m waking up”.  And I did, with my heart pounding.

 

No Swimming In The Urinal

I was at the Target checking out while this guy started to grope me. While I was swiping my credit card, he came up behind me and started humping me. He started leading me to the back of the store to do it and I realized I didn’t have my wallet.

I went back to the register and the cashier told me they brought it to the electrical department because it was safer than customer service. I started walking back to electrical when two hot cops detained me and handcuffed me. They brought me to the bathroom for a drug test.

There was a row of urinals at the bottom of this hill and it was full of water and hard to hold on and not  fall. They gave me this two quart container to fill up with pee which I did but had a hard time after I gave it to them and fell into the the urinals. They pulled me out and we started walking again.

Pinewood Elementary

We were touring around where they tore down my old elementary school. My dad was there and remembering EVERYTHING! I did have to carry him on my back frequently.

Trojan Horses

Went to bed around 11 and woke up around 11:15 already dreaming. Was in some sort of commune that was being invaded by authorities in big boxes trying to be trojan horses. Brian Griffin (Family Guy) was there. They were coming in, inside the boxes and blowing themselves up but killing nobody in the commune. Maybe I dreamed this all night because I woke up at 6:15 again still dreaming about it. The last encounter, they started shooting through the boxes killing everyone except for the front box who were killing everyone in the commune.

This is the picture I drew that morning.

The first time I was in the commune. The last time, I seem to be more of an observer. I think the commune people won, I’m not sure.

Pregnant Amanda chases a bear in top stock

We were in top stock (the overhead merchandise of a big box home improvement store) except there were paths to walk on up there and it was very dirty. Amanda was there except she was pregnant and Mary Alice asked how much she weighed and she said 160. Mary Alice said do you want to lose some weight? and Amanda said yes. So Mary Alice said chase that bear so pregnant Amanda chased the bear around top stock.

Fillet of Dolphin

I worked at a place like sea world except it was really dirty. I was a dolphin trainer but all the fish looked like giant fillets. State funding was cut and we worked until every thing was gone except the fish. So here we were in these old garages pouring water over these 50 foot looking dolphin fillets and at the last moment, we got a rich donor.